Lawak cibai

Ah Beng went to take night courses so
that he could get
a promotion or a better job. During
work, Ah Beng likes
to show off to Ah Seng about his
knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been
taking night courses
for 3 months already, next week is the
exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham
Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone
la... in 1876,
see... if you take night courses, you
would know this.!
Ah Seng: .......................
*speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off
again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you,
who is Jean
Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author
of "Confessions",
nah nah nah... told you already, if
you take night
courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ..................
*speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander
Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you do! n't know
don't simply
answer la. He's the author of "The 3
Musketeers" ,
if you take night courses, you would
know this.
Ah Seng: ........ *speechless +
frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand)
anymore and ask
Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah
Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with
your wife!!
If you stop night courses, you would
know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................
*fainted*